as soon as i heard her line “pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me NyQuil” i knew i was listening to Art
"Hi, this is Nev and I’m from a show called Catf-"
*lady gaga is mentioned on the news*
@KeshaRose: had my fitting for the #VMAs friday!! going to sneak you some peeks…..wanna guess what i went with?
when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
i wish public bathrooms had litterboxes for catkins :D
imagine going into a public bathroom and seeing someone in the corner shitting in a cat litter tray
do straight boys even wipe? they’d be touching their assholes through one layer and that’s gay