orgyporgy:

as soon as i heard her line “pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me NyQuil” i knew i was listening to Art

pennylessproud:

"Hi, this is Nev and I’m from a show called Catf-"

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qirlunderyou:

*lady gaga is mentioned on the news*

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feathers-ruffled:

dicksplit:

*Baby starts crying on a plane*

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*baby starts crying in movie theater*

@KeshaRose: had my fitting for the #VMAs friday!! going to sneak you some peeks…..wanna guess what i went with?

yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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october1997:

sadvaporwavebabe:

i wish public bathrooms had litterboxes for catkins :D

imagine going into a public bathroom and seeing someone in the corner shitting in a cat litter tray

rupsidaisy:

do straight boys even wipe? they’d be touching their assholes through one layer and that’s gay

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned